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- Mood:indescribable
- Music:Radiohead
Q: Is it wrong to sleep with somebody out of spite? I was just wondering because there's this girl I really hate, and the only appropriate thing I can think to do to her is to seduce her, love her, and leave her. What do you think?
A: meh, if you feel that strongly against her, i bet it is because you secretly GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON HER. heh heh heh. i found you out. that was easy.
Q: I hate aol and I think it is the reason for the stupidity of society today(especially stupid tweens). Do you think AOL was created by the devil?
A: yeah, i guess. AOL is for your grandma's internet.
Q: I have a friend that is good friends with a totally insane chick. I mean mentally unstable (have you ever seen the movie Abandon? like crazy, kill you when your back is turned crazy). So anyway, lately I've been really afraid that my friend is secretly just like her, I mean, all the signs are there. What should I do? I'm afraid she's going to kill me in my sleep.
A: i bet she's not gonna kill you. if you don't wanna be her friend anymore, just stop.
Q: I have recently gotten into knitting, but all I can knit are scarves, and they are getting a little boring. What is your favourite thing to knit?
A: My favorite thing to knit is scarves. for real.
Q: I'm a homo that is sexually attracted to much older men. My problem is that its hard to relate to the older guys I date and I'm not physically attracted at all to the guys closer to my age that I've tried to date. My friends have called it a fetish, which i disagree with, but either way i can steer away from it about as much as i can from being gay. Looking at it realistically, there isn't much future in a relationship with someone 20 years my senior....and there isn't much appeal to someone my age no matter how interesting they are. Catch 22. Some insight?
A: fuck the old dudes. if that is what gets your goat, then go for it. start taking up some old-dude type hobbies, and do old dude stuff. go bowling or to sears or go hunting or something. i dunno. what do old gay dudes do?
Q: this girl ive been seeing wanted me to change who i was to be with her, so i told her to fuck off. what should i do?
A: well. it sounds like you pretty much took care of that. thanks for writing.
Q: Why does the sweat from in-between my legs smell so bad?
A: You have poor personal hygeine.
Q: i am trying to grow a beard but it is coming in very sparse and unattractive. is the pre-beard stage worth waiting through in order to experience the extreme awesomeness of having a beard? i ask because right now i look like some kind of lazy job-less hobo man but i am hoping that the beard will turn me into a cool indie-rock un-hobo man. with a beard. should i wait for super beard power or should i just shave it off before i am really disapointed with its inability to make me indie-rock better?
A: mmmmmm. GROW THE BEARD. you don't even need to ask. ain't nothin manlyindierockier than some beard. when you feel down about it, just close your eyes and visualize Scott Spillane. he went for the gold. good luck to you.
Q: I was discussing your dinosaur made of sexual devices and she claims that the said device are most likely just pictures taken from the web and made into a dinodildo-butt plugasaurus, but I protest that (formerly?) working as a phone sex operator and a porn shop employee that these devices were yours? So, if you don't mind answering... Are those things yours?
A: yes and yes.
Q: Have you ever had a long distance relationship, and if so, do you have any advice as to what I can do to make it easier on myself, and my boyfriend?
A: i have, and the one thing that will make it easier is to move to the same town. if that is not feasible, then you just gotta wait it out.
Q: Every time I go to the store lately I get mobbed by Girl Scouts pimping their cookies. Is there a way to say, "No thanks, I'm not interested in your over-priced and pretty gross cookies and I also think Girl Scouts is ridiculous" without making an 8-year-old cry? I have the same problem when the junior high cheerleaders start raising money for uniforms, but they're a little older so I don't mind hurting their feelings a little more
A: well, you could start with "no thank you". people seem to think that they can be rude to people who are selling things for organizations or collecting for charity or whatever. personally, i don't see anything wrong with people working to get money to do things that are safe and fun, like camping trips and cheerleading lessons and shit, or raising money for good causes. if i don't want to give them my money, i just decline politely. i dunno. it seems like common sense.
- Mood:
quixotic - Music:shiver - Motion City Soundtrack
what are your top 5 Favorite songs lyric-wise at the moment and your favorite lyric from them
1 - Osker - Patience - Why should I bite my tongue when you never did that for me
2 - Strung Out - Razor Sex - Your sex with a razor and my blood tells all
3 - Deviates - Twice as Nice - I know you're trying and I hear the view is twice as nice when you're dying,
but I care too much to see you waste away.
4 - Rilo Killey - Picture Of Success - They say california is a recipe for a black hole and i say i've got my best shoes on i'm ready to go
5 - Matchbook Romance - Promise - and the stars aren't out tonight,but neither are we to look up at them why
does hello feel like goodbye?
Note To Self: City Park, 2pm
i've got it written on my hand
city park at 2:00
a lonely bench awaits
where in the world are you?
clouds are coming in
gray skies that were blue
cover this small town
now that it's left without you
and i await
a time when we feel safe
and we're not on our way down
farther now
because i'm getting fed up
disheartened let'd go on (i'm going to find a way)
this is how we get through
must have called you a 1,000 times
only to ring through
you said you would be around
words can be so untrue
you told me not to worry
there is no reason to worry
who's worried?
i'm worried
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i thought i'd never change
i guess it wasn't true
the roles that we both played
sometimes i still live inside you
if tomorrow never comes
if this whole world falls apart
then i just want to know
what's inside my heart
look at me now
something inside has shifted
that's why i beseech you
realize i have changed
realize that you got
what you wanted
and so it seems that i
have left you all behind
and i hope that you'll move on
another lesson learned in time
because it's true in time you'll grow
no one stays the same
and if you live the life you choose
you have only yourself to blame
accept the fact
that we will move on and never
come back the way we were
... you got what you wanted
all you do is fucking run
but you'll never run away from yourself
I know it's hard
but you've been there before
and you know you're going to be there again
I don't care what the stars may say
because they always feed
their bullshit to me
it's kind of sad
how you lost what you had
and you're never going to have it again
and so I say hey
sergio
it's getting kind of hot in here
every other day
you don't care what they say
because they always leave you
two steps behind you try to smile and it lasts for a while
but they always send you back to the start
eenie meenie
miney mo
they shoot down everyone you know
and then they leave you there all alone
you wish they'd stop
but they never give up
and you know deep inside
that you're stuck
and so I say hey
sergio
it's getting kind of hot in here
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Well I know I shouldn't care
but I do and I don't
and I always crack a smile
when I see your punk rock clothes
and you try try but you never fit in
and you're never going to pack it up
pack it in, so there
Steve took three or four
heather took more,
lit a cigarette
now they're walking out the door
with a semi automatic and a ski mask on
and they look to one another
and they say to themselves
"what fun."
well I never want to bother
and I never want to hover
over his or her affairs
'cause that's not fair
and it seems to me that you're
running out of time and it seems to me
like you're never going to do
what's right
Jack dropped 21
Jill 22
the look in his eye said
"brother what are you going to do
with a 9mm and a three piece suit?"
they look to one another and say
"hey motherfucker, who's the fool?"
Steve took three or four
heather took more,
lit a cigarette
now they're walking out the door
with a semi automatic and a ski mask on
and they look to one another
and they say to themselves
Jack dropped 21
Jill 22
the look in his eye said
"brother what are you going to do
with a 9mm and a three piece suit?"
they look to one another and say
"hey motherfucker, who's the fool?"
- Mood:
bored
